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Tired of angry drivers putting a damper on your day with such things as swear words or so called "aggressive driving"?

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WALKING!

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So throw away the keys. Save the license for buying beer to get the cheap women in the corner drunk. AND TRY MY PRODUCT TODAY

_{ask your doctor before buying, also is not recommended for people who need to travel long distance's and smokers}